Timetable

My plans are pretty scarce at this point but hopefully they’ll fill in. Waiting to hear back from the Melling estate agent, too, and probably Tuesday or Wednesday I’ll re-contact the guy in charge of the Taita bedsits and see if one I saw in Petone is still open. So yeah, 2-3 options at the moment, I’m being fairly optimistic.

Wednesday 19 June: depart Christchurch 1.30pm, arrive Wellington 2.25pm. Have people to catch up with and a couch to sleep on.
Thursday 20 June: hopefully go look at some possible places to live?

Tuesday 1 July: if still homeless, time to call HNZ again

Lemme know if you wanna catch up, esp if you have a couch available in the several days after I arrive. :) (Note: There will be thank yous, provided I can bring enough.)

What’s the deal with state housing, anyway?

This morning I spoke to a lady in the Housing New Zealand call centre – or rather, my sister talked to her for me, which they did indeed quite happily allow, though they asked me to come on quickly to confirm I was okay with it. I learned quite a lot about how bad things have to be before they even set you up with an assessment, which still doesn’t guarantee you a place on the waiting list. See, my needs are “non-urgent”. You may recall that I’ll be in Wellington next week (eight more days) and don’t yet know where I’ll be staying, but we told her I have friends there and could even offer an address for mail (btw, Stacey, I borrowed your address for mail). She didn’t ask how long said friends would be willing to put me up or anything, but because my friends exist and I’m not planning to sleep rough, which incidentally accounts for only 17% of homeless people in Australia and I imagine it’s similar here, it’s “non-urgent”. My sister asked if I could make an appointment to see someone once I arrived or if I had to wait until I got there to make one and was told that first I have to make a clear effort to find somewhere in the private market. Fair enough, I guess, and I’ve already been doing that, but they want me to spend nearly two weeks doing that – only in July am I allowed to contact them again to ask for an assessment, even after my sister explained that I’d already been looking and was finding it difficult to come up with something affordable. (As a note, I actually wouldn’t mind sleeping rough if I had somewhere safe to keep my stuff. It’d be rather cold at this time of year though.)

So right now, I need to arrange where I’ll be sleeping from Wed 19 June to 1 July, maybe less if I find a private rental, maybe longer depending how long HNZ takes to do things. I don’t want to inconvenience anyone or kick them out of their own beds, I am fine with a couch or whatever, or if anyone wants a housesitter in exchange for some internet. I will be checking out the Taita bedsits, which were $130/week, but they’re pretty poorly located for supermarkets, shops, and – from memory, this might be wrong – the train. I’ll also be asking the agent how much other tenants are paying in power bills because if they’re so shitty that the default resting spot is $150/month, well, I can’t afford that even if the rent is lower than everywhere else.

I’m also willing to consider flatting, with caveats. Namely that a) I know at least one person in the house relatively okay and b) it’s flatting, not boarding. I hate feeling like I live in a room in someone else’s house. It’s what I’ve been doing for the last several years and it’s actually one reason I’m looking forward to moving. This is also why boarding houses are completely inappropriate for me. Wellington Central is out, as are properties with endless steps up to them. Lower Hutt is ideal but I’ll definitely consider others. Houses with pets get extra points. :)

eta: if you wanna contact me by a means other than Twitter my email is teina at the domain of this site.

It’s all about budgeting, sure.

So, an update on my big move. I’d contacted a Wellington organisation for mentally ill people that runs a service helping them get into housing – or rather, ran, because as they said when they got back to me, they had their funding cut. For relevance, my most significant barrier here is telephone use. It’s one of the things my social phobia really interferes with (and if I have APD that might explain a little of it), so I was hoping they could help me get around that. No can do. Luckily most tenancy agencies operate on the internet (the major exception is Housing New Zealand who demand you phone them) and I’ve applied for two places. The first one is more expensive but I like it a lot more – it’s closer to town, it has much better transport and shopping options, it’s a bit bigger (one bedroom flat rather than a bedsit), and also just shallowly the bathroom is kind of a cool colour. The agent for this one has replied saying that when I head up, email them to let them know, and if no one has taken it they’ll take me through. It’s two more weeks, and it’s been available since May 23, so hopefully it stays open. The second one I just sent in the form today, and they asked for a lot more references, some of which I couldn’t supply, and my current employer, which I don’t have (though I put who I did work for until recently and said I left in March to study), but hopefully if I don’t get the first one I can still get the bedsit anyway.

After sorting out housing, the next problem is utilities. To be honest, I don’t need a phone line. For starters, see above: I hate phones. I rarely use them and when I do need to I can use my mobile, which is prepaid because I rarely use that either. Internet, however, immediately gets trickier. Dial up needs a phone line and while it sounds cheap at first – unlimited for $10 a month?? – suddenly you find out that phone lines are now twice again as expensive as the last time you had one, $45 rather than $30, and now dial up isn’t that much cheaper than broadband, actually. Because broadband’s best deal for a medium user looks to be about $70-75 a month with a 30gb cap. Naked broadband actually isn’t much better – Vodafone does it for $55, but only if you also have a Vodafone mobile plan. I don’t have any mobile plan, it’s not cost effective. Without it, it’s another $30. Slingshot’s naked broadband is $81 for 50gb, which is cheaper by gb than the other plans, but I don’t know whether I really need the extra 20gb. Either way, I’m looking at $17-20 a week for something that I actually quite need for my study. Without it I’d need to use free wifi in cafes or the Wellington CBD, which may almost cost me that much anyway for transport and buying things so I’m not going in every day sitting there not eating their stuff for a rather inferior product. Now, Vodafone does offer cable broadband without a phone line for $55.95 (60gb) which doesn’t mention requiring a mobile plan, so that’s something to look into – just under $15/wk! But for now I’m going to count internet as a $20/wk expense just to be safe. Obviously power is the second most important utility, and on top of those three things (rent, internet, power) I’m starting to have not much left for food, transport and medical.

Well, we’ll see. I do have a chunk of money for initial outlay so if I’m careful to get a good duvet and an efficient as possible method of heating I’ll be able to keep power down, at least, but it sure is bringing home just how tight things can get. Maybe I’ll come up with a way to supplement my income with crafts or something.

Kīwaha, anyone?

This one’s for fellow Reo learners! Studying for my exam, I drew up a list of figures of speech to learn since there’s always a section on those. It ended up filling an A4 refill page with four columns (Maori/English/Maori/English). I thought I’d share the joy, and also writing them out again helps me remember them a little better. (Note: there’s a couple of swearwords in here, in case your workplace/school/home frowns upon such things.)
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No fragrance – no story

If you told people that a gathering they were going to would not involve them sitting in a room with wafts of overpowering perfume, deodorant or aftershave that made them tear up or find it hard to breathe, I bet they’d be thrilled. But tell them the Greens did it and suddenly it’s a dirty hippie thing.

The thing is, the Greens can’t actually win here. They’re becoming much more prominent in the House over the last several years, so it’s inevitable that people will be scouring everything they do for some non-story they can blow out of proportion. “Hey Clint” was funny for a little bit, I guess, but colour me shocked that there are politicians who get their media advisors to advise them on what to say to the media. And it’s not like if they didn’t have any rules, or guidelines, or suggestions of conduct that anyone found even slightly unusual, that the media would actually report on the substance of their AGM. It’s not like they only had a certain amount of time to dedicate to this story and they thought “don’t wear strong scents, please, it’s super annoying” was just that much more important than Russel Norman’s crony capitalism speech. They were never going to show that. So the Greens’ options are a) be ignored except for a few news stories on what John Key thinks of their school nurses policy, or b) have a pleasant environment for their members and be made fun of by people who will always make fun of them because that’s what they do. Criticising them for choosing the option that’s best for their members because it makes them look stupid in the media is criticising them for the very standards that contributed to their popularity boost in the first place.

Let them have tax

There’s a meme that’s been around for a while, but which has been repeated frequently over the last day or two. That meme is that, in New Zealand, “People earning $55k per annum [or less] don’t pay tax.” Tau Henare said it on Twitter, John Key said it on Campbell Live, and apparently DPF said it on his blog as well, among others.

That statement, as you might suspect, is not true. To make it true you have to add numerous conditions and qualifications.

Firstly, this doesn’t apply to everyone earning from $0-55kpa. It applies to those who qualify for the Working For Families in-work tax credit. As the name suggests, that means you have to, well, have a family. Specifically, you need to have at least two dependent children. (I believe if you have a single child you can get a partial credit, but it’s not worth as much.) Additionally, it takes into account household income, not your income. Using the calculator for WFF, I entered an imaginary family with two twelve year old kids. I earned $40k and my partner was a partly stay-at-home parent who earned $15k. My tax credit came out as $136/wk. Then I went to IRD and used the same incomes to find out my income tax. Mine was $6020, my partner’s was $1645, for a total of $7,665. Weekly, that’s $147.40, minus the tax credit for a total of $11.40 – annual tax of $592.80.

However, WFF is complicated by a few factors. For starters, shared custody, or whether the number of dependent children changes frequently. For example, if my partner and I split up and we share custody on a week-by-week swapsies basis, my tax credit drops to $98, while my tax is at $115.76, leaving me with nearly $18/wk to pay – $923.52 each year on my $40k. It’s not six thousand, but it’s not nothing, and leaves me worse off than before my partner left.

So already, what we really mean is that “A household containing two children, earning $55k per annum [or less], pays only a percentage point or two of tax, depending on how many parents are in the household.”

Next we get to discuss what we mean by “tax”. There are many kinds of tax – in New Zealand the main taxes are income tax and GST. In other countries there’s also capital gains tax. This statement only discusses income tax.

Now, we’re at: “A household containing two children, earning $55k per annum [or less], pays only a percentage point of two of income tax, depending on how many parents are in the household.”

Why is that difference important? Because while our income tax system is progressive (placing more burden on the rich), GST is regressive (placing more burden on the poor). Low income people spend far more of their income proportionally on goods and services to which GST apply, sending 15% of all of that money straight back to the government. But you can only multipy household expenses a certain amount – someone who earns a million dollars is not going to be spending a third of that on food, for example, because that would be ridiculous – over six thousand a week! So richer people spend much less of their income on goods and services. Capital gains tax is also progressive, as low income people can’t afford the properties and shares that are subject to it, however New Zealand doesn’t have a capital gains tax, further advantaging rich people. Luckily I don’t have to get more into how this distinction affects the tax system, because someone else has done it already!

The Pantograph Punch post doesn’t take into account Working For Families, because you can’t. WFF is incredibly situation dependent, as already shown. So you take the situation I’ve mapped and the situation PP mapped and combined them and what you find is:

Middle-class two-parent families with dependent children pay the least amount of tax, over all.
Poor families without dependent children pay the most amount of tax, over all. (Yes, you can be a family without kids!) Poor families with a single parent don’t do as well as middle-class two-parent families out of WFF – notice that as the household income went down, the tax after WFF went up.
Rich families without dependent children pay the least amount of tax, over all. Rich families with kids do pretty well too, because even if you earn $100kpa you qualify for a certain amount of WFF!

However, there is one last thing to take into account.

Working For Families is a tax credit. It isn’t taken off your tax straight away, or even automatically. It’s a rebate. You have to apply for it. You can choose how you want it paid – ie, weekly or fortnightly, or as a lump sum. To get it weekly or fortnightly, you have to know pretty accurately what your annual income will be and if you get it wrong your tax will be adjusted at the end of the financial year and may leave you with a bill if you end up earning more than you expected. That advantages people with steady, regular employment and good job security, and disadvantages people who work multiple part time, casual or temporary jobs – respectively, middle class people and low income people, generally speaking (but not always of course – some people on a very low income have very steady, but very shitty, employment, while some middle class people are for example self employed and don’t know how much business they’ll drum up over the year). Someone with a low income that isn’t steady and regular would thus be much safer to opt to get it as a lump sum, after you know how much you’ve earned over the year and exactly how much you’re entitled to. That means you can’t actually afford more, week to week, unless you very carefully release the previous year’s rebate a week at a time over the next year. You could use the rebate on things that have built up and which now really need paying – and that often means that they’ve gotten more expensive while you’re waiting for it, because you know you’ll be getting that money soon, so you want to feed your kids in the meantime rather than avoiding the late fee or the extra interest or the extra power cost of your shitty washing machine that needs replacing or extra water damage to your house until you can get the plumber in.

Ultimately I’m not even sure what our final pronouncement is. Suffice to say, it’s nothing at all like “People earning $55kpa don’t pay tax.”

It’s not you, it’s you

Most anyone who follows me on Twitter should have picked up by now that I’m planning on leaving Christchurch after my exams next month. I was going to have to eventually anyway to get a job in my field, but I’m getting to the point now where I actively want to leave. Christchurch, I love you as a city, but as a situation, as a place and time where you have to go past fifteen names on a list of the most powerful people before you reach a locally elected official, as a rebuild, I cannot deal. I’m not compassionate, practical or resilient enough to just wait for this to get better and if the last three years have shown us anything it’s that you need to expend a massive effort for even the slightest change in something you dislike.

So, in the month break between semesters I’m going to head up to Wellington and see if I can find somewhere affordable to live. On $246 a week this obviously is a bit of a challenge – I’m planning on looking largely at bedsits/studio apartments in the region just north of Wellington itself, from J-ville in the south to as far north as Porirua or the northern edges of Lower Hutt. (TradeMe suggests that if I went quite a bit further, to Masterton, I could almost afford a two bedroom house, but fuck Masterton. No offense, Masterton, just, you’re a bit of a hole. You know that, right?) I know a few things about what I want and don’t want: I don’t want the feeling like I’m living in a room in someone else’s house. I don’t want to live with strangers. I want my own space, even if it’s a small one. I don’t want to be in the Wellington CBD because it’s scary, but I want to be close enough that going there isn’t an epic undertaking worthy of an adventure novel. I want a year’s pass to the zoo, but that’s a bit irrelevant to finding somewhere to live.

I’m also hoping that this will help me ditch the tendency towards hoarding that seems to run in my family. I can’t bring even half of what I own up with me, I simply can’t afford it – current thought is two suitcases (I own a large one and a smaller one, so one for clothes and one for other things, of which only 1/2 is allowed to be books) and carry-on. In the meantime I’ll have to get rid of a lot of what I already have, whether by donating it, selling it, or simply throwing it out, and trying not to buy anything unnecessary before I go so as to add as much as I can to my savings – at the moment, at the level of rent I can afford, I have twice as much as I need for initial lease costs assuming two weeks in advance + four weeks bond, so the extra will be for whatever furniture and homeware I most need.

Emotionally, I’m sort of indecisive about this. I’m sad to leave Christchurch, because I’ve only briefly lived anywhere else in my whole life, but I’m also kind of excited, as well as relieved to get out of here. I will have to leave my rabbits behind which is one of the worse aspects (even if I could find somewhere that would let me have them, moving them up there would be another big cost), but I don’t have to completely rehome them at this point because my sister is very kind and will look after them. Hopefully I can afford to send her money sometimes to pay for their food and hay and such. If I end up staying in Wellington for quite a while, in the years range, I can re-evaluate, though my mother at least would prefer I just take a break for a couple of months. She’s really not one of those people who goes “Right, you’re 18, get the fuck out.” I also know a lot of people in Wellington so even though I’m pretty terrible at socialising I’m still looking forward to being able to meet more of my Twitter manu sometimes and hang out more with the few I’ve already met!

Anyway, if I was to outline everything I’ve been brainstorming about this move I’d be here for a while and you’d get sick of reading, so I’ll leave it there. Exams are June 12-13 and I have a lot of studying and organising to do before that.

Things to do in Christchurch: Zombie Craft Party

We (@verbscape and I) are looking at holding a Zombie craft party. All Christchurch people are welcome, whether residents or just happening through the area. Bring any half-finished craft projects you have lying around so we can sit around and work on them socially! We do have a fair range of tools etc, and we’ll likely get some savouries or bake some gingerbread or something, but you’re welcome to bring some food and/or drink as well if you want – preferably something not too greasy or crumbly so it can be eaten while working. Fun music also welcome!

Looking at my timetable for the rest of the semester, I’m listing the date slightly hesitantly as Sunday, May 26, 1.30pm onwards. RSVP for the address since it will be at our whare (my email’s teina, @, this website’s URL, without the www obviously or if there’s anything after the net). I have honestly no idea how many people will be interested or available so don’t expect anything very big, most of the cool people seem to live up north in the places with scarily tall buildings. :)

ETA: Come to think of it, let me know also if you’re a knitter or crocheter who wants yarn. I have a lot of yarn to find a home for. Also a few crochet (and a little bit of knitting) books.

A real apology

Sometimes I rewrite apologies in my head. I’d like to think I’m good at writing them, but maybe I’m only good in comparison to some of the absolute tossers who find themselves being forced to apologise for things they really don’t want to apologise for. This time it’s Aaron Gilmore, whose actual apology was so full of may haves and possiblys that I’m surprised he acknowledged actually being at the bar. Here’s my first go at a better speech – note that I haven’t even bothered fact-checking it.

“It has been reported that on the night of X, my behaviour was far from that expected of a Member of Parliament. My memory of the incident doesn’t fully match those reports, however as the sober person at the time I’m prepared to fully accept [the bartender]‘s version of events. I apologise unreservedly, to my companions, to the public, as well as to him and his managers, who I will also be speaking to privately later today. To prevent this from happening in the future, I plan to start restricting my alcohol intake. As the campaign says, it’s not what we’re drinking, but how we’re drinking. My only hope is that at least some people are able to see me and realise that this is not what they want for themselves. It’s not what I want for myself. I’m just glad that I realised this before causing somebody serious harm.”

This does focus rather a bit on the alcohol. Unfortunately, the problem with Gilmore wasn’t entirely the alcohol, rather the fact that the alcohol helped to bring out the fact that he’s a massive douchebag and thus incapable of actually considering his actions and giving a proper apology. Because face it, he’s just not that sorry.

NZ Herald confused over difference between reality and what Bob McCroskie thinks, more at 8

In this article, Herald reporter Heather McCracken informs us that Family First NZ has been deregistered as a charity over its anti-gay beliefs. It says so in the headline, even. It says or implies so in the first, third, fourth, fifth and seventh paragraphs, which is where I stopped counting. Which is interesting and unfortunate, because that’s not actually true. It may have been a factor that was noted, but if that was the only reason it would never have happened – for evidence see the fact that the Salvation Army is still a charity. The real reason is that Family First NZ has never actually done anything charitable. It’s a political organisation. Its sole purpose is to influence politics and political decisions. But strangely, this fact is only alluded to twice, and that’s if you count this incredibly opaque phrase: “that it had held a conference and invited speakers that promoted its viewpoint, and that it invited people to join.” Two paragraphs later the vital part of the Charities Act is mentioned, but isn’t related back to FFNZ in anyway, and is immediately followed by McCroskie’s claim that their main activity is “education and research on families”.

The entire article, in fact, is basically just repeating what Bob McCroskie said. It might as well be a re-written press release. It’s both hugely biased and incredibly misleading, with even the Commission’s notification only being quoted second-hand through McCroskie’s skewed interpretation. Near the end it reports that he has asked whether any pro-gay marriage organisations have been the subject of “similar investigations” despite the fact that there ARE no pro-gay marriage organisations with charitable status. (At least, none which have any sort of pro-gay marriage work as anything even close to their main activity.) I’m not even sure what the point of the last section detailing their finances is, since that has not much at all to do with the reasons for their deregistration, though it does seem to contradict an earlier statement that they rely heavily on volunteer time when it says that their two volunteers work an average of two hours a week, which is interesting.

The hilarious thing is that this morning I saw someone describe the Herald as “our best newspaper”. I really have to question that when they’re publishing such blatantly ridiculous propaganda.

ETA: They’ve now changed the headline, but apparently don’t see that the rest of the article is an uncritical mess as well.